...if you thought the national enquirer is gossipy!

photo via ap
because i just can't get enough of cross-eyed sarah

the republiCONS are in an all out, cage match, fight to the finish, "girl, hold my wig and gold" bitchfest!

this is but the TIP o' the iceberg. too see what's underneath (and trust me, it's worth it), go HERE:

bill kristol sez:

“In fact, one aide who raised this possibility in the course of trashing Palin’s mental state to others in the McCain-Palin campaign was Steve Schmidt"

not to be outdone, schmidt strikes back with:

“I'm sure John McCain would be president today if only Bill Kristol had been in charge of the campaign.

After all, his management of [former Vice President] Dan Quayle’s public image as his chief of staff is still something that takes your breath away. His attack on me is categorically false."

"something that takes your breath away". oh. no. he. di'n't go there!!! that's gonna leave a mark.

in "sisterly solidarity", randy scheunemann hops on his broom to come to the defense of kristol...but i digress, go read the article (someone in this little cat fight is going to lose a lee press-on if they keep this up).

girls, girls! step away. breathe. there's enough milk for all you catty beyotches!


ED: i laughed. i cried. it was better than "cats".