NSFW: WOOHOO! it's caribou barbie day on teh internets!

oh betty, betty, betty...you know this isn't going to make the sheeple happy!

also...you betcha...that's gonna leave a mark

why i would never want to be on letterman's bad side:

UPDATED: bwahahahaha. fare thee well, sarah.

h/t to twolf1 at dependable renegade:


twolf1 is absolutely en fuego over at dependable renegade today...


DR is one of my "must stops" in my daily routine. the snark there and at Mock, Paper, Scissors gets me through even the worst of days!

paragraph du jour

OMG! just read this and almost fell out of my chair:

That's when the even shinier Mark Sanford story hit the news, along with Sarah Palin's "Oration On The Verbal Frappe Currently Coursing Out Of My Mouth In Alaska, Because I Have No Political Advisers Who Are Worth A Good God Damn." And Marion Barry straight up stalked a lady, in DC, because he is crazypants. But now: Ensign!

"verbal frappe" and "crazypants"...all in the same paragraph! too rich.

"say it ain't so, pete...also...you betcha"

photo via ap: 'cuz i just can't get enough of crazy-eyed sarah.

from an article in TheHill.com:
(emphasis added for snarkalicious goodness)

Rep. Pete Hoekstra (R), who is running to become Michigan’s governor in 2010, said he needs a better explanation of why Palin suddenly quit her job before he’d want her campaigning with him in Michigan.


“I’ve thought about it but I don’t have an answer,” Hoekstra said. Before making a call on a Palin visit, he said, “I need a better understanding of why she quit. Why quit with a year and a half to go?”

chortle, snort. yeah, that "better understanding" might come in handy if you get elected and then crash and burn! bwahahahahahahahaha.

this made my brain hurt, also, you betcha

photo via ap: 'cuz i just can't get enough of crazy-eyed sarah.

they eat their own: palin version.

WTF?!? a fox talking head defending modo?!?

ah, beautiful, beautiful video...

also...you betcha... (updated with additional ed: commentary)

photo: AP ('cuz one can never get too much cross-eyed sarah)

OMG! WTF???

Rumors of an "iceberg scandal" have been circulating.

Resignation is certainly out of character for Sarah Palin.

You betcha!

ED: i laughed. i cried. it was better than "cats".
ED2x: i saw this coming on 1 july! now, where did mother put that magic 8-ball.

...if you thought the national enquirer is gossipy!

photo via ap
because i just can't get enough of cross-eyed sarah

the republiCONS are in an all out, cage match, fight to the finish, "girl, hold my wig and gold" bitchfest!

this is but the TIP o' the iceberg. too see what's underneath (and trust me, it's worth it), go HERE:

bill kristol sez:

“In fact, one aide who raised this possibility in the course of trashing Palin’s mental state to others in the McCain-Palin campaign was Steve Schmidt"

not to be outdone, schmidt strikes back with:

“I'm sure John McCain would be president today if only Bill Kristol had been in charge of the campaign.

After all, his management of [former Vice President] Dan Quayle’s public image as his chief of staff is still something that takes your breath away. His attack on me is categorically false."

"something that takes your breath away". oh. no. he. di'n't go there!!! that's gonna leave a mark.

in "sisterly solidarity", randy scheunemann hops on his broom to come to the defense of kristol...but i digress, go read the article (someone in this little cat fight is going to lose a lee press-on if they keep this up).

girls, girls! step away. breathe. there's enough milk for all you catty beyotches!


ED: i laughed. i cried. it was better than "cats".